Me:
Why is there nobody out here?
Dad:
Because it's Sunday and people are at home pickin' their nose
Dad:
Or wiping their butt
Dad:
Or itchin' their butt
I literally cannot make any hockey fans happy
Wears a Caps shirt/jersey after Caps lose a game-wow why are you wearing that they lost don’t you know that
Doesn’t watch all of the Caps games because I’m sick/tired/in a lot of pain/busy-wow why aren’t you watching the games you’re supposed to if you say you’re a hockey fan you should be watching the games
Wears a shirt/jersey from team that’s not Caps-wow why are you wearing that aren’t you supposed to be a Caps fan
Doesn’t know there’s a game-wow are you serious you’re a Caps fan you’re supposed to know when all the games are how can you support the Caps if you don’t know when the games are
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